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I love my neighbors

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From W:

I went to a college in a deranged hippy town (think, there aren’t many in this country). So we lived in a really nice hotel looking apartment, not knowing that the room next door was especially given to people with problems. Its like government sponsored, so every neighbor that lives there has issues. We moved in and found out that the guy living next to us tapes garbage bags over all windows and has a a split personality. He’s very courteous to everyone…that’s if he remembers to take his medications otherwise hes drooling and spazzing out and banging his head on our door in paranoia saying that “someone is out to kill him” aside from the 2 am “Fights with himself.”

These fights consist of him yelling at someone and fighting himself. One day, he spazzes out while i go across the street to get a sandwich, I come back and I see him right next to my door lurking back and forth with his head tilted sideways like he’s schizo, mumbling a lotta random crap to all of us. I tell myself to ignore him and walk up to my door. Of course it’s locked this time. The one time it’s locked, so i take out my keys and of course i cant get it to open while he’s just staring at me, talking to himself. I finally get in and my roommate is on the phone with the cops. He first banged on our door and told us to help him. My roommate quietly bolt locked the door and unfortunately he heard that, snapped, and started banging his head on our door saying, “Why don’t I just kill myself now.”

A few months later, after several reports from us telling police that he steals bicycles, repaints them and sells them, he finally gets kicked out. Only to be replaced by a really, really aggressive drunk man who yells, “THERES NOTHING WRONG IWTH MEEEEEE” at 3 am at the top of his lungs.

Only in (a Crazy/Hippy) College…

4 Responses to “I love my neighbors”

  1.  Megan Says:

    our neighbor across the street last year was an alcoholic, he was always yelling in his house, we can hear him all the time. it was a little frightening at times.

  2.  Curtis Says:

    sounds like berkeley

  3.  Brian Says:

    the state of homosexuals and bums

  4.  Angela Says:

    every college campus has its fair share of homeless, don’t judge

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