From Bagek:

From Anonymous:

We lived in a very old complex last year. The stairs looked like they were going to fall apart, and the halls were always gloomy. But the rent was super cheap. There were only two units per each floor, we lived on the top floor.

We were co-throwing a party with our neighbor across the hall. The party was going great, kegs were being consumed at a F1 rate, and the music was bumping. When Lil Wayne’s “Make It Rain” came on, one of our hallmates decided to literally make it rain. He pulled the fire alarm and yelled, “I make it rain, I make it rain, Make it rain on them hoes.” The sprinklers worked alright, the alarm worked.

We ended up paying a fine to the FD and reimbursed our landlord for all the water damage.

Only in College…

From Chris:

My buddies and I were on our way home after a typical night at the bars. Nature called, and my drunken self decided to water a bush on our main university road, not even behind an alley or anything.

A cop saw me, yelled at me, I zipped up, started sprinting away from him. I could hear my friends laughing in the background. I glanced behind me and the cop was still chasing me. I turned into an alley, it was a dead end, so I jumped the wall and found myself in a dumpster. At least I got away.

Only in College…

From Jason:

My buddy and I were walking back from an exhausting lab. We had a few hours to kill and found ourselves at the bar. We had both gotten paid a few days earlier so we decided to go all out. We killed 8 pitchers over the course of two hours. We had another course together in the afternoon. Rather than skipping it, we decided to go drunk. We don’t remember much, but some friends of ours gave us a great recap of the events that transpired.

“You guys got kicked out of the class twenty minutes into it.”

“Why”

“Dude the two of you would NOT stop screaming the lyrics to the ‘I’m on a Boat!’ song”

Only in College…

From S:

12 fake ids, 2 arrests, 1jail stay, $650 worth of drinking tickets, 2 drinking classes, 1244324134534123424 blackouts, a code violation, academic probation, and 6 great years of underage drinking but in ONE WEEK i will finally be 21..

Only in College…

From Adam:

I woke up, and all the cash in my wallet was gone except for a dollar. I thought it was stolen, but then I found a receipt for a keg, dated last night. I was upset that I was the sponsor of an entire parties drunken debauchery… until I saw the pictures.

Only in College…

From Andy:

For April Fool’s, one of my roommates decided to sneak into my room in the middle of the night and changed all my clock times; computer, watch, alarm, and my phone. Cut things short, I ended up missing my class thanks to an hour difference.

My roommate never went to one of his classes. So for payback, I decided to steal his syllabus for that class and typed an exact copy up but with the upcoming exam dates two days earlier than it was suppose to be. He studied his butt off the night before the “exam,” but only to find out the next day he didn’t have one.

Only in College…

From Tony:

The first day of class, one of the first things my economics professor asserted was all the exam dates were non-negotiable. He did not care if you had a funeral to go to, receiving a liver transplant, exam conflicts, or if you were an athlete. The agenda for the class is final. I had no problem with it because I did not have any conflicts with any of the exam dates.

It was finals week, the whole semester went along smoothly. I love pulling all nighters at the library to study for exams; I do it for almost every exam. This economics final was no different. I usually just study up until the exam, give myself half an hour break to relax before the exam. For some reason, extreme fatigue kicked in, it was 5am, the exam was at 8, so I told myself I’ll power nap for two hours. Cut things short, I slept through my alarm, woke up at 9. Sprinted to my exam place like Michael Johnson, got there at 9:05, had only 55 minutes to complete a two hour exam. I never finished, I tried to explain to the professor what happened. He didn’t buy it, I had a B going into the final, I ended up with a D.

Only in College…

From Jason:

One of my favorite memories from college was when a bunch of us brought a few kegs to the beach. We buried them in the sand. Only the top of the keg could be seen. We invited a ton of people and it turned into a huge party. Everybody had Ricky Red cups, there was no glass thankfully. The beach patrol cops started harassing us and checking ID’s. Everybody was of age. They wanted to confiscate the alcohol. They couldn’t find the kegs because we had put towels over them! Imagine the scene, 40+ towels on the sand with everybody lying down on them. It drove the cops nuts, they couldn’t figure it out. Eventually they left because they realized they had more important things to attend to.

The party went on.

Only in College…

From Lee:

My girlfriend and I decided to walk to Pizza Shuttle to get a pizza. On the way back, a homeless man approached us, giving us the story he was down on his luck etc. etc. He said he only had $2 and was desperately hungry.

Wanting to looking like the sweet caring boyfriend, I opened my wallet to give him a few dollars. The minute my wallet was open, he looked in, grabbed a $20, opened the box of pizza, and grabbed a slice. He was gone before I could comprehend what happened.

I’m $50,000 in debt, and he added $20 to that, plus helped himself to my pizza.

At least my girlfriend got a laugh out of it.

Only in College…

From Sister Love:

One of my sorority sisters was dating my ex-boyfriend. Not being happy about the situation, I decided to buy a smoking new dress for our sorority formal.

To take the extra step in making sure I looked better then her, I placed hair coloring dye in her leave in conditioner, and tanning lotion in her regular lotion.

She was a no show for the formal, and she is still too stupid to figure out what happened.

Only in College…