From Anonymous:

So I met this really hot guy at his fraternity. We started hanging out a lot (drunkenly) and one night very early into our relationship I went home with him. I was quite clearly blacked out because the only thing I remember is after we hooked up he left to go to the bathroom and jokingly said “don’t throw up while I’m gone.” I laughed and then the next thing I remember is waking up in the middle of the night laying naked in my own puke in his bed, and seeing him curled up in a ball in his doorway sleeping. We are now dating.

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From Anonymous:

So we were celebrating my friend Jim’s 21st birthday a week in advance on his neighbor’s roof. We used to climb up there all the time and kick it late at night because his neighbor was only there like once a month. It turns out tonight was the night he was getting back. I guess he drove up and parked across the street and when he saw six kids on his roof he freaked out and called the cops. We saw a police car drive up slowly and everyone grabbed the beer and quickly hopped off the roof to leave.

Only problem was, I tripped on my jump down and fell flat on my face on the lawn. I was pretty drunk so I barely wanted to get up at that point. Jim stuck around like a true homey would and tried to get me to hurry up, but by then it was too late and the flashlights were in our eyes. It was only one old cop dude. He took a beer from Jim and then pointed at a half full pitcher of old stale beer we had left near the house a couple days before and told me to pick it up. I stumbled over to it and handed it to him. Just as he started saying “I know you kids aren’t 21…” Jimbo hit the beer pitcher onto the cop and we ran as fast as we could. It was fucking awesome! If I hadn’t followed Jim I don’t know what I would have done though because the world was spinning like crazy. We ended up crouched in some bushes until the morning and watched the police car drive by twice. Then, I puked my brains out.

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From Anonymous:

Ok, so its exam week, everybody is stressed out except for me and about 5 other wasters! The night before one of my friends exams, he decided not to study but to go for a couple of beers at the school pub. That was his first mistake. Several pints of beer and an unknown number of shots later we decide it probably time we should leave…exams and all that. However on the way the guy in question (let’s call him Paul because his name is Paul) decides to go to the off license for some hard liquor. That was his second mistake.

Long story short, after several hours of serious drinking I awoke to a lot of laughter. I went to see what was happening and there was Paul, shirtless in the bath with his hair partially shaved and colored in with black permanent marker, with full beard and pirates style eye patch. As if that wasn’t enough one of the more artistic guys in the group drew an uncanny likeness of Che Guevara on his back along with the usual unimaginative drunken scrawlings of put dick here, swastikas etc. So the guy wakes up 40minutes before his exam starts covered in permanent marker, and still basically drunk. I’m not certain but I think this might have something to do with him washing cars these days.

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From Anonymous:

So the other night I started out drinking with a new girl from work. She leaves at around 6. I continued slamming beers until 8 when I headed to a fraternity house. I continued drinking in the parking lot. My brothers and I ended up setting the parking lot on fire since we were bored. they went to the bars, but I sat and continued drinking by myself. I soon ran out of beer. I had no money and am underage so I decided to walk to the closest apartment complex to find a party.

The gate was locked so I whipped out my knife and busted the lock. Cheap piece of s***. I see people gathered on the second floor. I walked up and started talking to one of the guys. Another said my name, I turned around and realized I knew him from highschool. Infact I knew half the people there. I drank more beer, party ends but I was not done. It was only 1 am.

I convinced a random girl to go to another party and bring me a beer since the guys were douches. She brought me a beer, party host threatened to kick my ass. My friend informed the host I am an ex-marine. Party host tried to take beer from me. Party host pulls back broken hand. I leave and find another party. Drink in random party until 3am, then went back to fraternity house. Brothers are back. We set parking lot on fire again. Police come. We tell them to fuck off, “we are cooking.” They say bullshit. I pull down my pants and moon police. I wake up in jail. Try telling your boss why you were late for work the next day

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From Anonymous:

I went to the bars last night. I ran into my identical twin’s ex-boyfriend from high school. He didn’t realize I was the twin and asked me out. Once he figured out I was the other twin things cooled down. I turn around and run into another ex of my sisters…he asked me out too. Seems the only way I can get a date here is to pretend to be my sister.

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From Tim:

So, I’m currently in the middle of nowhere. My friends and I decided to go a little crazy this summer. We figure out where we wanted to go by throwing a dart at a map on the United States. After hitting Texas we made a map of Texas and threw a dart at it. The nearest city to the dart was Crystal City, Texas so that’s where we were going to go (and did). Turns out it’s the “Spinach Capital of the World.” I don’t even like Spinach.

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From Anonymous:

This summer, I decided to treat my girlfriend to Europe. The idea was to travel on the cheap, aka backpacking. We get to a romantic little B+B, check in and go up to the room. After we un-pack, she realizes there is a shared bathroom. Next thing I know, there’s an hour of sobbing, 20 different issues emerge and by the time I’m done, we had to sneak out of the hostel and book a room at a much more expenive place. Can you imagine when I tell her we’re going camping??

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From Anonymous:

I went to Atlantic City with my friends. On the way back we stopped in a reststop off the turnpike. I went into the bathroom and was standing in line. There was a very large woman at the sink who had a walker. She was probably about 55 or so. All of the suddenI see her pants and underwear fall down. Think thing that hadn’t buttened her pants and she didn’t realize they fell down. I started to walk towards her.

All of the sudden she whips out a toilet scrubbing brush. You know, the white kind with the hole in the middle. She starts washing the brush in the sink with soap and all a the sudden, she starts scrubbing herself in ALL AREAS! Everyone was in shock…the girl behind me threw up as the woman continued to wash the brush in the sink and continued once again to scrub herself in that area.

She then wrapped the brush in a plastic bag, pulled up her pants and walked slowly out of the rest stop with the brush leaving a trail of wetness behind. This was without a doubt the most disturbing, disgusting, and confusing thing I have ever seen.

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From Anonymous:

If you ever visit Tijuana, Mexico please hide your money. You will be stop by the Tijuana police and they will rob you. HIDE your money. My two friends and I were robbed by police and they told us if we say anything they will arrest us. Be careful and have good trip.

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From Anonymous:

Three nights ago I was really drunk and we were all playing Truth or Dare at this party. I was dared to run around the building naked, so of course I did. When I got back to the front door of apartment number one, those at the party decided to lock me out. I stood out there for a bit. The next door neighbors got home. Two preppie girls looked at me and said, “Truth or Dare again, huh?” I said nervously, “Yeah.” They just shook their heads and went into their apartment. When their door was shut, I heard them click the deadbolt into place. Finally after about 10 minutes or so, my “friends” let me back in. I’m quite a fat fucker and the girls kept slapping me on the bare ass while I tried to put my pants on. Good times.

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From Anonymous:

Last night at the bars, my friend and I got into a heated debate about Terminators. He was trying to argue the CGI Arnold was not CGI, but actually the governor himself. We made a bet, loser would have to hold a Smirnoff Ice for the rest of the night. I got out my iphone and proved it to him. He got weird looks the rest of the night.

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From Angry Guy:

My rommates and I came back from the bars and decided to play some Wii Baseball. My roommate did not have his wrist thing on, and tried me show me this “insane” pitch. The controller went straight into the TV and dented it. It’s my TV. A LCD one. I guess at least it did not shatter. Oh, in case you wonder, he threw a strike but I did not swing.

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