From Anonymous:

Last night, around 3AM in KY we hit a deer going about 70 on the interstate. Call 911 to get some police to do a report for the insurance (first thing they ask in KY when you call and tell them you hit a deer is is the deer alive or dead – not if all the people are ok or not). Anyways, police comes and takes a report, we cut the airbag out of the steering wheel and drove the rest of the way down with no airbags, seatbelts, drivers side headlight, and a broken windshield. What a great way to start the trip off. I’m also pretty sure my insurance is going to total out the car. LOL!

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From F*** Technology:

I was on a “mission” last night. It was almost bar time, clock running down and NO luck. I finally met this girl right before the bar closed. She had no idea where her friends were, she said they had taken off. We went back to her place, started kissing in her bed…then she got a call from her friends who just happened to be a-bar’ing at a friends. She quickly forgets about me, kicks me out and goes to the a-bar.

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From Scott:

So any Sin City trip isn’t complete without drugs, sex, alcohol, rock-n-roll, and losing $4,000 in 26 minutes along with your cell phone. This is how my stay in Vegas began and ended. It all started with the last day of my trip. Going on 32 hours without sleep my friend and I stroll into the Stratosphere Casino where he precedes to lose $4,000 dollars in 26 minutes, don’t worry I had 4 free cocktails priced at $1,000 a piece while he was tossing some lousy dice. Day turns into night, so we hit the strip. With a sour taste in hour mouths from losing we score VIP passes then order bottle service in the VIP sweet of the Tangerine Club at Treasure Island. After having a drunken rampage at the club we find ourselves leaving with 2 beautiful woman to spend the night in a sweet suite in the Bellagio. 10am the morning of departure and now 42 hours without sleep I find myself delusional on the steps of Ceasars Palace wondering where my cell phone is and why when I call it a drug-influenced man named Monty picks up, and why he wants me to meet him at the Crazy Horse? (which i assumed to be a pscodelic buffet, but is really a dirty dirty strip club). So, now going on 44 hours without sleep I find myself relaxed, yet frightened, sitting in a dimly lit room waiting on Monty deliver the goods. Needless to say, today I have a new cell phone, never got back the $4,000 my friend lost, still talk to the girls who “happened in Vegas but didn’t stay there,” Monty has yet to arrive, and arrived in Lubbock, Texas at Texas Tech with an impressive 58 hours without sleep.

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From Proud Friend:

My buddy drank 2 5th’s of Tequilla, cracks open his head on the hotel’s bathroom tub, gets in a fight (he got jumped), went to jail to detox, got in a fight in jail and is out on the beach living it up right now…

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From Anonymous:

A few nights ago, I came back home, was really drunk. To settle my drunkie munchies, I tried cooking a bagel in the microwave and it kind of caught on fire. We have no microwave now thanks to me.

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From Munni:

I was walking pass one of the parks on campus. There was this open pathway between the pond and another building. There were three cute guys up ahead sitting and chatting with each other. So, I decided to walk to the three guys and flirt when all of a sudden this huge duck comes flying from the pond side and slaps me in the face with its left wing and body. The three guys jumped up, laughed and asked me if I was alright. I was sooooo embarrassed, I just said a quick yes and ran away.

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From Anonymous:

This happened awhile ago. Anyways, my buddy and I headed down to Florida for one last party before Spring semester started. However, in the interest of saving money for beer and broads, we decided to rent a U-Haul panel van for our transportation AND lodging needs. We paid $15 a night for overnight parking across from a 7/11 station and went 5 days drinking beer, chillin’ on the beach, and living in our van. No showers, no bathrooms, no nothing…just a van and the rowdiest road trip I have ever been on.

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From Dani:

This past semester I studied abroad in Milan,Italy with my roomate. On the weekends we traveled to different parts of Europe. Well one weekend we went to Barcelona. It was a pretty drunk weekend I can say the least. But I had an earlier flight then my roomates, which meant I had to leave my hostel at 3 am. I decided to go to the bar, I ended up leaving with this kid I met on an earlier trip, and things happened. Well to say the least, I missed the bus to the airport thanks to him convincing me to stay. Well, I kind of convinced myself I would make it to the airport on time on the next bus. I show up to the airport and they explain my flight just took off. Next thing I know I have to sit on the airport for 12 hours. And as I’m getting my bags checked I hear these annoying girls, and I turn around and its all my friends!!! They all thought I was at home sleeping, well little did they know I missed my flight because I was hooking up with a guy. Oh and on this road trip I lost my phone and memory card to my camera!!

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From Jones:

It was Spring 2009 when all my girls got together for a 12 hour trip to Panama City Beach, Florida. It was a very long trip. Once we got there the fun begun. We partied every single night. My friends got to go back stage with the Ying Yang twins. The foam party was amazing I was soaked! One of the nights we were down there, there was a party on the beach. Even though it was raining the party had just begun we got smashed off someone else’s beer. My friends had the biggest boobs and was going to enter the wet t-shirt contest but their competition was a size A = [ …anyways that’s not the beginning. There was this one girl who “made” the party she was doing so many “X-rated” things =0 you was shocked to see! Even though she eventually got kicked out she got the party going lol and the boys were happy!!!.. I can’t wait until Spring 2010!!! We’re going streaking!!!!

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From Greg:

Couple of days ago, I was packing my stuff getting ready to move out. I was cleaning out the closet when I discovered my old phone. I lost it couple of months ago, I had no recollection what happened to it. I woke up one morning and discovered my phone gone. I looked everywhere for it, I finally gave up.

I turned the phone on, decided to check the text messages. The last one was, “it happened over spring break i am sorry” My girlfriend cheated on me over SB. I already broke up with her, but I still do not remember these texts. But it explains why I threw my phone.

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From TG:

My roommates and I were playing some bags out on our front lawn. Soon, our neighbors across the street joined us. And after that, more people joined in on the fun. I don’t know why we continue drinking on the streets and not bring the party inside our house or something. But soon enough the cops showed up. Everyone started running in all different directions. I ran down the block to my neighbors house. I could hear the cops running after us.

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From Anonymous:

My family and relatives were at my graduation last week. They couldn’t believe I have finally graduated after five years. Well, I finally got all my grades today, I did not pass one of my classes. I am 3 credits shy now. I was going to go to China next month. But instead, I’ll be taking a summer course.

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