From MiggityMoe:
One night we were off campus at my buddy’s house where he was havin a party. This guy smoked some herb in his time, so he had a room in the house devoted to it. Me and a few of my buddies were up there smokin when one of my friends has to take a leak. He goes downstairs and comes back up like 30 seconds later freaking out and saying that the cops were there. I’m like, fuck you, I’ve had that one pulled on me plenty of times in college. Sure enough, the cops were there and one of them walked into this room. There was one way out, the doorway, and the cop was standing halfway inside it. He turned to call to one of his buddies to come see what he had found, us smokin, and when he turned his back, while he was still in the doorway, I sucked my gut in (i’m festively plump) and snuck by him, ran down the stairs, out the front door, and didn’t stop running until i dove into the back seat of my room mate’s car, which was moving on it’s way back to campus.
Only in College…