From King Alberto:
My friend had a close encounter with the “Law” the other weekend. It was a raging Saturday night as usual. Apparently he had passed out on the sidewalk in front of a Frat house. He woke up the next morning to two cop cars and an ambulance. When he was awoken, the cops just looked at each other, shook their heads, muttered something under their breaths and drove away. I can only imagine what they were saying. That guy’s one lucky mofo.
Only in College…
u would..."
the frat boys didn’t do anything to him?
For all I know they could have violated him over the course of the night… he made it back in one piece though.