From Lewis:
I was in one of those big lecture classes. You know, 200+ people, one big auditorium. Well, there was a beautiful girl in my row who I had been systematically trying to win over. The professor asked if any students would like to go first on a project presentation. Thinking I could impress her by being bold and going first, I raised my hand. He called on me. I got up made my way towards the stairs to walk down to the stage. Well, my friend was at the end seat and he stuck his foot out and fucking tripped me! I fell face first on the steps and rolled down about three of them. I was literally in shock about what had just unfolded, but I still had to present. The entire class was chuckling under their breathes as I made my way down to the stage. I couldn’t shake off what had just happened and consequently I couldn’t remember a fucking thing about my presentation. I was like a deer frozen in some god damn headlights. I was worthless. It was the worst ten minutes of my life. More awkward moments than I ever want to have for the rest of eternity.
Only in College…
aw, i’m literally in tears when i read this, so embarassing!
payback time now
at least you’re popular now
you’ve got some good friends…