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Presentation from Hell

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From Jordan:

I was quite nervous because in ten minutes it was my turn to present. You know how most of us get a few minutes before a public speech or presentation; fast heart beat, fast breathings, sweaty, and nervous. That’s how I was feeling at that time. I grabbed a rubber band from my backpack and started stretching it out and rolling it around my two index fingers, in a circular motion. I was trying to take my mind off of the fact that I was about present. The closer I was to presenting, the more feverishly I stretched the rubber band. The presenter was just about done, so it was my turn. I was so nervous at this point that I stretched the rubber band too much and it snapped and hit me right in the eye. I shrieked like a little bitch and the whole class looked at me. I was in pain, I could feel my eye swelling up. I tried playing it off but it was already swelling. I got up to the front of the class and started with my presentation. I tried to ignore the fact that with each second passing I looked more and more like the elephant man. Well, things got worse. It was a history class and instead of saying King Henry the 4th, I misread the roman numeral and pronounced it “King Henry I-V.” Fuck my life.

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3 Responses to “Presentation from Hell”

  1.  Alex Says:

    hahaha, i know what you mean, i used to hate giving presentations, i’m over it now

  2.  Amex Says:

    me too, i used to despise presentations, but then i realized no one is really paying attention to me, they pretend they are, but they aren’t really listening

  3.  Lauren Says:

    it’s all mental, i love giving presentations

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